Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Bossypants - love her

“Today, every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

— Tina Fey, Bossypants


  1. After reading it, I want to meet Don Fey: “That is one bold, boss, bladed motherfucker.” Myfave line is: 'Two colored ladies went "hmmp, that Don Fey".' Love it!

  2. Her book rocks! She's wicked funny and hot! And when Cherry dies I will marry her.


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