Me: Honestly? Not much. Like, not much at home. You know what I mean?
Chris: Yes, I know what you mean. But your not much and my not much are different.
Chris: How can I help facilitate you doing not much?
Me: Send me away for the day and have the kids do a special something for me while I'm gone. Like brainstorm what would make me happy like cleaning their rooms or planting some flowers in the front yard so that when I come home I can find a little something special that they have done for me. But most importantly, I just want to get out for lots of hours in the afternoon.
Chris: Consider it done.
And just so you don't actually think I'm the worst, I will be home for a family breakfast and a nice dinner out with my Party of 5. It's just during the day I'm going to escape from any responsibility.