Wednesday, September 28, 2011

~ What the Hell Wednesday ~

If you're a woman and you wear above a size 10 you probably own a pair of Spanx (or two or three).  You know, these:


Clearly this biotch didn't get the message that you're not allowed to wear them if you're this tiny OR put your stelletos on until after your dress is on.  Anyway, this is what I'm talking about.  I call them sucker-inners and that's basically what they do.  They smooth out what isn't naturally smooth anymore.  I know, that's a lovely visual but c'mon.  It's just a fact of life for some of us.  I can do better than painting a picture for you with words.  How's this:


What the hell?

They are supposed to go on under your clothes, not as your clothes.  Isn't it something that no one stopped her before she started working that day to tell her to go home and finish getting dressed?  I mean, what the hell?  That's just mean.

*Thanks, Melissa, for passing this picture along for WTHW!


 

3 comments:

  1. At first I thought there is no way these can be real, but isn't that a Lowe's vest? Yikes!

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  2. oh.my. I think I'm speechless. Wow.. that is just so inappropiate on so many different levels.. wow.

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  3. Holy crap that's hysterical.

    And can we go back to discussing spanx? Does anyone else have to buy them 2 sizes too big or they HURT? Just me? Alrighty then.

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