Over it

• I said french toast first
• I beat you to breakfast
• I have more milk than you
• Stop talking!  It's my turn!
• Lauren doesn't like you as much as she likes me
• You can't put your own shirt on 'cause it's inside out
• I got my shoes out of the basket first
• When I turn 6 I don't need a carseat and you'll only be 4 so you will
• Your sunglasses are broken and mine aren't
• Mommy put more chocolate bits in my trail mix than in yours
• I'm not helping you pick those up 'cause you were unkind to me this morning

OMFG.  This was all before 9am today.  You'd never know that I promote kindness! and manners! and love! in our house, would you?  I wish I'd known when I was teaching that not all idiot kids come from idiot parents.  I listened to Drew and William bicker at one point and really thought, "Who are you?"  I model all day long.  ALL. DAY. LONG.  This morning I just let them bicker and fight and resolve and say unkind things and cry and deal with it on their own.  I'm proud to report that they are both still alive.  And so am I.