Why I got dressed this morning

The only reason I got dressed before 10am this morning was because of this.

They took nearly 20 pillows from around the house and piled them on the landing.  It was called Pillowland.

I was in the kitchen doing important things, like making brownies, when I heard quite a commotion.  They were jumping from 7 steps up into this pile.  I figured I should get dressed so when I had to load a bleeding child into the car to take them to the ER I wasn't still in my pajamas. 

Luckily no one was injured and the most painful thing of the existence of Pillowland was their mean mommy making them put every pillow back where it belonged when they were all finished jumping.

Ah, Sundays.