Do you Instagram? Or have Instagram? (I'm not quite sure if it's a verb yet.) Anyway, chances are if you have a smartphone you do. If you don't (mom), Instagram is a photo app that allows one to alter, apply a filter, and/or share one's photo. Or, as I said to Chris when he asked what it was, it's a genius program that makes us moms who snap quick pics of our kids on our phones look like damn good photographers. In fact, I think I may add my definition to Wiki because it's the most accurate.
The instagram app looks like this
I'll post a few of my instagram photos with the before photos as well. You will then agree with my definition, I think. Also! If you wanna follow me on mine, I'm firewife511.
Before, Little Miss swimming in a plain ol' pool
After, giving the illusion that she's practically in the Carribbean
Chris's office before. Not only is he a Lt. in the fire department but he is also the founder, president, and head instructor at LifeSaver CPR. *braggy braggy*
After with the dramatic blur...
Before. Sorry to totally gross you out but this has been my week PLUS I thought the bubble at the end was amazing.
After, I made it a bit softer to be a bit less gross before sharing with a few select friends who I knew would appreciate this yesterday.
Before. Drew fell asleep on William's floor one night and this is how I found them. My reaction? STFU.
After, just as sweet.
Before, taken when we were on vacation. My friend, Kristin, and I take pics and send them if we have something to say but can say it in pics. This was me telling her that I got sunburned.
After, trying to make it look notsobad while bringing out my freckles
Before, Uncle Brandon with Lauren and a beer can
After, minus the redneck prop
See? Now I've disclosed my secrets. I am really a shitty photographer with some good help. Thank you, Instagram, for making my memories more dramatic, colorful, and romantic than they really were.
That snot one is freakin' awesome. And I love the vision of my head of you going,"Oh, poor baby. Um, hold still while I take a photo of that.*snap*"
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ReplyDeleteI think Lauren won the Best Snot of All Time award. I mean there are TWO streams forming a single bubble. Amazing! She'll love you more for having captured that.
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