~ What the Hell Wednesday ~

When I saw these two products, this was my thought process:  "What the hell?!  Wait.  That's awesome!  I wonder where I can find one of those!"

You'd look like a complete idiot but you'd get there faster and work out your rear end in the meantime.  It's genius, really.

We've all wished for this at some point, amiright? 

OMG. For reals.

I have nothing funny or snarky to say about this.  Video may not be safe for work.

I am stunned by this.  Have you heard of it before?



Fo' shizzle, bull pizzle

Holly, our 4-legged daughter, has been eating these fabulous treats.  They are the only ones she eats and doesn't bury.  I just gave her the last one so I looked to see exactly what they are so I can make a mental note and buy the same thing next time I'm out.  Flipping the bag over I see the ingredients are something it looks like Snoop Dogg made up.

I thought, "Wow, that's odd.  I've never heard of that before."  So I snuggled down onto the livingroom floor next to Holly, gnawing on her bull pizzle, and grabbed my laptop to google it.  I found this: Pizzles are almost exclusively used/produced today as chewing treats for dogs.  They are a fibrous muscle, and are prepared by cleaning, stretching, twisting and then drying.  The word is used today to signify the penis of an animal.

I didn't know what a pizzle was and I certainly had no idea that Holly was eating a dried bull penis every time I gave her one of those treats.  Good Lord. 

The bonus?  William now has a new word for his penis.  Terrific.

Like her mama

This picture makes me think of three things:

1.  I LOVE Drew's school for doing programs like this.  Her teacher works hard, as do all the other 1st grade teachers, to put on these culminating events.  Today was a President's Day/patriotic theme.  They sang, performed the Pledge of Allegiance in sign language, and recited all the presidents in order.

2.  Drew is so grown up and absolutely not a little girl anymore.  (She is off to the left there in the picture holding the flag). 

3.  She will always be the tree in the school play, the rebounder on the basketball court, the one in the too-short pants, annnnnd the flag holder.  I was too.  It comes with being the tallest.  An honorable position, if you ask me...

Love her.

Unfriendly skies, potentially

Have you seen this story?

KLM airlines now allows you to choose your seatmate on a flight based on their facebook or Linkedin profile.  It's only on select flights but can you see if this catches on?  Apparently you can't deny someone who chooses to sit next to you but you can move seats.

I would be giving everyone the stink eye because I would assume they'd chosen to move from me and I'd be all socially awkward sitting next to the person I was because I would think that for some reason I was their chosen one.  It's a complete lose/lose.

You can read the full story here.

What do you think about this?

What do young stars do after a movie premiere?

* This post has been viewed more than 100 times today and not one person had the balls to tell me I misspelled 'premiere' in the subject line?  What's up?  I've changed it now but c'mon.  Call me out if you see something like that!

This is somewhat childish but I wanted to post it anyway.  I love Zac Efron in every possible way.  And the fact that this happened on the red carpet of a Dr. Seuss movie that is rated G makes it even more funny.

Safe sex, kids!

~ What the Hell Wednesday ~

This totally puts the flowers from Target that Chris brought home for me into perspective.  I'll take crappy last minute Target flowers over funeral arrangements any damn day.

Thanks to Sarah A. for this!